'baby i could pick you up in my rolls royce, anywhere you wanna go that's your choice' +

lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

when i look out the window to see the older dog just

okaywork:

[clicks on a person’s url to see how they’re doing after being dragged on their own post]

Charlotte-27Sep14

  1. When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
  2. When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
  3. When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops

"We are all broken, that’s how the light gets in."

Ernest Hemingway (via henretta84)
August 10th, 2012 

fook-me:

OH MY GOD

RF